Patrick and his girlfriend.
A Donegal man has put his girlfriend on DoneDeal – because she has no sympathy for him being a little under the weather.
Patrick Doherty is asking for a cool €1 million for his better half.
Below is the hilarious advert which Patrick has put on the advert site.
Girlfriend for sale
Genuine reason for selling
Top girl although I told her on Monday I was sick & may require an ambulance to go to the doctors & she replied “ur aul ass” she also thinks it’s hilarious to stick her freezing little paws on my back & scare the shoite outta me, me being in such an awful condition aswell,
She did do some nice things like get me soup & change the tv show but that’s not much cop t me if I’m dead cause she wouldn’t ring the ambulance,
I’m now into day 4 of my awful illness & there is still the possibility I may not make it out alive,
She didn’t believe me when I said I was putting her up for sale but sure I’ve nothing better to do at the minute anyway
